tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

leonqueerwata:

"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

femme-queen:

sweetpulp:

whimsebox:

New installation by Pip & Pop in Kurashiki, Okayama: Through a Hole in the Mountain

magic

I need to go to there.

I’m really curious where the leather bondage harness originated??? If I had to guess I’d assume it was a variation on the leather armor used in the historical epics and sword and sandal films of the late 50s and early 60s. That way, it’d be smack dab in the formative years of the original 1970s leathermen.

Alternatively, it’s just that bondage harnesses were created the way they are because there’s only so many ways you can create a bondage harness without rope.

mancameron:

you know how a lot of things are spoiled for you b/c its the internet and tumblr has a lot of gifs, images, and all that. like its nigh impossible to go into a fandom without having things spoiled for them. however

i still have no fucking earthly clue what jojo’s bizzare adventure is even remotely about. the power of eyeliner? maybe

I’ve had groups of up to three people who were avid jjba fans and who had read all the manga and seen all the anime try to explain jojo’s bizarre adventure to me, and they still couldn’t do it.

cool-critters:

King of saxony bird-of-paradise (Pteridophora alberti)

The King of Saxony is a bird in the bird-of-paradise family (Paradisaeidae).  It is endemic to montane forest in New Guinea. The bird is sometimes referred to as “Kiss-a-ba” by the natives of Papua New Guinea and Western New Guinea, as a human interpretation of the male’s loud call. Adult males are territorial. The male guards its territory from perches placed in the tops of tall trees, and from these perches sings to compete with males in neighbouring territories. While singing, the male moves his occipital plumes about.

ca-tsuka:

Stills & artworks of Little Houdini animated TV special (52’) directed at Dandeloo studio by Cedric Babouche (artistic director of Yona Yona Penguin, and director of upcoming TV series of Ernest & Celestine)

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer